diff --git a/src/web/html/index.html b/src/web/html/index.html
index 38bf7ccc7..75e46e6bb 100755
--- a/src/web/html/index.html
+++ b/src/web/html/index.html
@@ -43,6 +43,21 @@
 
             // Define loading messages
             var loadingMsgs = [
+                "Calculating the length of a piece of string...",
+                "Gone to feed the cat...",
+                "Gone phishing...",
+                "Plugging memory leaks...",
+                "Debunking conspiracy theories...",
+                "Searching for the key to world peace...",
+                "Reconciling General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics...",
+                "Entangling qubits...",
+                "Reversing SHA-2 hashes...",
+                "Ordering pizzas...",
+                "Reducing carbon emissions...",
+                "Creating fiendish CyberFirst Girls' Competition challenges...",
+                "Choosing between a rock and a hard place...",
+                "Solving Merkle's puzzles...",
+                "Factorising huge integers...",
                 "Proving P = NP...",
                 "Computing 6 x 9...",
                 "Mining bitcoin...",